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Bitacora de Juego - Un blog sobre Videojuegos.

2008-07-09T03:03:00.002-03:00

A mucha gente no le conté pero hace un tiempo arranque con un nuevo proyecto, Bitacora de Juego que es un blog sobre Videojuegos.
Se que es un chivo horrible, pero si queres leer sobre la Industria de los Video Juegos entra al Blog, dale, copate viejita.

-Dago

What the Fuck?

2008-06-29T18:36:00.002-03:00

-Dago

2006-03-10T03:31:00.000-03:00

yeah yeah, I know that I haven't been updating this site lately, deal with it, or pay me to do it.

the simpsons with actors? wft is this? I really haven't been watching the simpsons since season 8 I think so if this is a real intro let me know.

if you know me, you know that I love bjork, she can do a whole album filled only with farts and I'll buy it in a second, and now after watching this video I love her even more! go bjork go! kick that reporter's ass!

remember the subservient chicken? the subservient stewie? the subser... yeah, all of those, now I found the subservient girlfriend!!! too bad that she doesn't understand the most important phrase "make me a sandwich" oh well... maybe in ver 2.0...

the japanese are so fucking cool, they do everything differently, they even fold shirts differently, and even cooler they peel potatoes differently! (this guy made a tee folding machine for those of us with absolutely no hand coordination, thank you guy).

lately my friend rick and I developed this fixation to search for every single car accident video possible, let me give you some examples.

the guy was asking for it.
look at the little guy, he disappears!
look ma', I can fly! (for a very short period of time)
this guy can park!
they left the "back to the future" skidmarks.
the guys with the little flags thought they were safe.
this guy should marry that tree.
and my favorite one (the music, the still camera, it's so perfect, hypnotic actually, too bad it ends so abruptly)

pretty big update tonight, you should be happy.

-DAGO

2006-01-13T06:28:00.000-03:00

I wasn't updating this site lately because I couldn't find something really inspiring, something that is so good that even if it's wrong you HAVE to love it...
I've found that tonight and now I'm sharing it with you.

first you have to play this really old little game, this is very important so you can understand what happens on the video, done?
now watch the best video to grace the internet since all your base..., behold the exact moment when a child is scarred for life! (thanks rick)

have you seen brokeback mountain? me neither. but I've heard that it's about two cowboys that like to wrestle in a manner not approved by the WWF, to polish each other knobs, stab each other in the back... yeah well, you know what I mean, the thing is that some guy made a sims 2 skin featuring the two guys from the movie, I know at least one girl that would really enjoy this ; )

now that we are in the movies subject, I have some (remixed) trailers for you
-brokeback to the future (thanks podeti)
-fight club (a romantic comedy) (thanks oink)
-shining, a comedy for the whole family (oink)
-romance of the jedi (thanks charo)

remember the game Kung Fu for the arcades and NES? I just found a remix version in which you have to fight ninja turtles, the ninja gaiden guy and even mario!

short update tonight, but sweet.

-DAGO

2006-01-11T19:28:00.000-03:00

we all know that asians are weird, don't get me wrong, I love them, and one of my dreams is to go to japan one day... ok, let's try it this way, take a look at this video and tell it isn't weird, come on... tell me it isn't weird! I dare you! (here's another display of weirdness, but this time it's a cool magic trick or something).

sometimes guys say "a flexible girl is sexy" yeah, I used to think that way, until I saw this video.

I'm not going to explain you what yugop is, just go there and try everything, I can get lost for hours in there. (thx rick for reminding me)

new old products? vintage new electronics? check them out here. (thanks charo)

kids scared of santa, enough said. (you can also watch it in video here) *UPDATE* another freaky santa!

oh my god, take a look at what nintendo did for the last computer expo! the nintendo floor! *DROOLS* (thanks rick)

-DAGO

2005-12-28T05:44:00.000-03:00

I'm kind of in a hurry tonight so lets go straight to the links.

I love this AD for gametap, Pacman el victorioso!

have you ever wondered how a fight between Ryu from Street Fighter II and Scorpion from Mortal Kombat would end up looking like? now you can see it here.

question, if a shark fights an octopus, which one would win? WRONG!

having troubles at school? can't figure out some math exercises? here's what you're looking for! girls in bikini teach you math!

if you're going to see only one movie in 2006, go see thank you for smoking, I'm sold...

now I've seen it all, playboy in braille, enough said.

remember the switch to mac commercials? well, DON'T DO IT!

click here to watch the best video clip in the history of mankind, it's from the 70's ; )

this is the game that can turn any person into a sadist, the more she suffers the more you enjoy it! while you're at it you can play this game too, which I can never finish without killing the poor girl.

just 70 bucks can buy you my eternal love, don't let this opportunity pass!

see ya in 2006!

-Santa DAGO

2005-12-21T03:35:00.000-03:00

I won't bore you with details but Alas! I can see!
so you can stop crying now, because I'm back.

feeling christmassy? wanna make a flake? here's mine.

love sushi? planning on going to Japan to have some of the real stuff? first you have to watch this instructional video, and remember Maa maa maa maa, Oh toh toh toh, that's the most important part. (thanks Danyelon)

google just released a new music service "google music" now if you type the name of a band it gives you info, albums, news, links to lyrics and all kinds of stuff, pretty neat.

an interview with Matt Groening where he talks about resurrecting futurama amongst other things.

have you read The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy? if you liked it go and watch the animated series featuring Stain Boy.

if you love aliens like me you're going to enjoy this website where every time you refresh they show you a new alien creature thing, sweet.

xiao xiao is one of the best flash animators on the internet, if you don't know what I'm talking about watch this video.

that's it for tonight, don't be sad, I'll be back before the year ends.
what? you want to know exactly when I update this blog without the slightest delay???
start using my RSS feed then, and you'll be the first to know AND the coolest kid on the block, goodnight!
(by the way if you click on the word flash you'll see a boobie! pamela david's boobie!!!)

-DAGO

2005-12-12T04:37:00.000-03:00

hey, sorry about the delay, I had a weird week and I might not update again for a few days, I'm getting eye surgery and I don't want to fuck up my eyes so soon after the laser thing, I know that you'll miss me more than anything in your life, but don't worry, I'll be back... even better than before...

this guy's story starts with a red paper clip, that he trades for a pen, that he trades for... well, go read it, he wants to trade up from that clip to a house or an island, he even had a skidoo at some point! hell, I might start the spanish version of that site ; )

a friend of mine just sent me a message from Budapest telling me that she got kicked out of Romania because she didn't have a visa (no, not that kind of visa, this kind of visa), so I started looking for a site with travel info and stuff, then I found wikitravel. it's a really cool site if you're planning on taking a trip somewhere, check it out.

ok, this is the coolest USB gadget ever, a USB Fondue! you can eat cheese and surf the net at the same time! god I love this age...

I'm thinking about turning my old Mp3 player into a Nintendo controller, and then turn said controller into a belt buckle! I'm going to be the coolest kid on the block! : D

this is more than cool, these guys have most of the 80 's arcade videogames for you to play online using java!!! I'm never going to be bored again...
oh, and Danyelon also sent me a link to another place with some games, but these are in flash, and they have simon!!!

remember that weird pacman clone I linked the other day? well, these guys like to play pacman... LIVE, they dress as the characters and then they run around Manhattan and..... sigh... why do I even bother?, go and read goddamnit!!!

until next time! wish me luck!!!
-DAGO

2005-12-05T04:52:00.000-03:00

after one of the best weekends of my life I return to show you the way of the internet, the links that you can't miss, clicks turned to bliss, happ... ok ok, I'll stop.

todd is unemployed, todd is kinda looking for a job, todd is failing miserably at it, go and watch his story. (thanks rick)

tired of dusting your place? then buy the new kate moss vacuum cleaner and say goodbye to dust forever!

it's a BIG AD, my god it's BIG! (thanks ricardo)

christmas will never be the same for you after looking at this, and yes, it's real.

kinda cool viral AD for the new prince of persia game, TRIANGLE!

now you'll never miss another cyberlink3000 update ever again! with the brand new cyberRSSfeed3000!!!
(I'm sorry about the mess, I promise to make it nicer in the future).

-DAGO

2005-12-01T04:18:00.000-03:00

lets start with a weird french cartoon called les triolets full of ever moving hyperkinetic characters.

my new internet penis is a gigantic monster!!!

I'm already thinking about cutting one of my hands to replace it with... A ROBOT HAND!!!

if you buy me one of these for my birthday I'll love you unconditionally forever.

really cool animation made in flash about a guy who's bored at school.

I'm still laughing because of this video, just look at Bill's face... it's priceless!

ok, this is the grooviest thing ever, it reminded me of the days I wanted to grow an afro... sigh... stupid genetics!

this xbox360 ad was filmed in Buenos Aires, in retiro's train station, I thought that it was pretty cool.

-DAGO

2005-11-28T15:13:00.000-03:00

one of the coolest things i've seen on the internet lately pandora.com, here's how it works, you choose a song or a band that you like, then pandora starts a radio with similar songs based on beat, tempo and style, thanks to this little app I've found a lot of good CDs to ~~download~~ buy these days, here's my mezzanine radio, just for you.

have you ever wondered how to get a human on the line when you call any company for service support? well, you don't have to anymore thanks to this guy.

super high definition pictures of super hot celebrity chicks! weeeeeeeeee

a very cool hacky sack flash game with river city ramson characters (an old NES game).

a pac-man clone, but this time instead of a pizza without a slice avoiding ghosts you are a guy in a speedo avoiding bald fat guys and instead of fruits you get your bonus when you save the hot chick, yeah.

and tonight a few webcomics that you might enjoy.

white ninja - a comic, about a... white... ninja, yeah, just go and read it.
ctrl+alt+del - it's about 2 roomates addicted to videogames, with a robot...
nuklear power - super cool comic made with graphic sprites from final fantasy games.
VG cats - cats... inside video games, trust me, it's good (if you're a geek like me).
penny arcade - another ultra geeky comic about video game players... do I see a trend here?
wulffmorgenthaler - just that, wulffmorgenthaler, you don't know what's a wulffmorgenthaler? I'm ashamed of you!

that's it for tonight, tune in tomorrow for midgets doing kung fu, japanese magicians and robots vs lizards!

-DAGO

2005-11-28T02:21:00.000-03:00

barcode art, kinda cool, I would like some more variety though.

one of my favorite games when I was a kid was rick dangerous, and now you can play it in flash!

have you ever dreamed of having a wallpaper made with hundreds of pamela anderson pictures? now you can, with montage-a-google.

little flash game in which you have to get diamons avoiding the lasers.

another flash game, kill the vikings!

tom kills oprah!!!

another really cool flash game, card toss!

this guy travels around the world, and then makes a stupid dance, I can't help but like him...

smash my ipod, they suck anyways...

it's almost like smoking a joint.

-DAGO