yeah yeah, I know that I haven't been updating this site lately, deal with it, or pay me to do it.

• the simpsons with actors? wft is this? I really haven't been watching the simpsons since season 8 I think so if this is a real intro let me know.
  

• if you know me, you know that I love bjork, she can do a whole album filled only with farts and I'll buy it in a second, and now after watching this video I love her even more! go bjork go! kick that reporter's ass!
  

• remember the subservient chicken? the subservient stewie? the subser... yeah, all of those, now I found the subservient girlfriend!!! too bad that she doesn't understand the most important phrase "make me a sandwich" oh well... maybe in ver 2.0...
  

• the japanese are so fucking cool, they do everything differently, they even fold shirts differently, and even cooler they peel potatoes differently! (this guy made a tee folding machine for those of us with absolutely no hand coordination, thank you guy).
  

• lately my friend rick and I developed this fixation to search for every single car accident video possible, let me give you some examples.
  

• the guy was asking for it.
• look at the little guy, he disappears!
• look ma', I can fly! (for a very short period of time)
• this guy can park!
• they left the "back to the future" skidmarks.
• the guys with the little flags thought they were safe.
• this guy should marry that tree.
• and my favorite one (the music, the still camera, it's so perfect, hypnotic actually, too bad it ends so abruptly)

pretty big update tonight, you should be happy.

-DAGO

I wasn't updating this site lately because I couldn't find something really inspiring, something that is so good that even if it's wrong you HAVE to love it...
I've found that tonight and now I'm sharing it with you.

• first you have to play this really old little game, this is very important so you can understand what happens on the video, done?
  now watch the best video to grace the internet since all your base..., behold the exact moment when a child is scarred for life! (thanks rick)
  

• have you seen brokeback mountain? me neither. but I've heard that it's about two cowboys that like to wrestle in a manner not approved by the WWF, to polish each other knobs, stab each other in the back... yeah well, you know what I mean, the thing is that some guy made a sims 2 skin featuring the two guys from the movie, I know at least one girl that would really enjoy this ; )
  

• now that we are in the movies subject, I have some (remixed) trailers for you
  -brokeback to the future (thanks podeti)
  -fight club (a romantic comedy) (thanks oink)
  -shining, a comedy for the whole family (oink)
  -romance of the jedi (thanks charo)
  

• remember the game Kung Fu for the arcades and NES? I just found a remix version in which you have to fight ninja turtles, the ninja gaiden guy and even mario!

short update tonight, but sweet.

-DAGO

• we all know that asians are weird, don't get me wrong, I love them, and one of my dreams is to go to japan one day... ok, let's try it this way, take a look at this video and tell it isn't weird, come on... tell me it isn't weird! I dare you! (here's another display of weirdness, but this time it's a cool magic trick or something).
  

• sometimes guys say "a flexible girl is sexy" yeah, I used to think that way, until I saw this video.
  

• I'm not going to explain you what yugop is, just go there and try everything, I can get lost for hours in there. (thx rick for reminding me)
  

• new old products? vintage new electronics? check them out here. (thanks charo)
  

• kids scared of santa, enough said. (you can also watch it in video here) *UPDATE* another freaky santa!
  

• oh my god, take a look at what nintendo did for the last computer expo! the nintendo floor! *DROOLS* (thanks rick)

-DAGO